simple english story

No one survived a plane crash.  When experts arrived at the scene, everything was destroyed and it was not possible to find out the cause of the accident.  A monkey was perched on a tree near the wreckage, with an airline tag hanging around its neck.   It turned out that the monkey was also a passenger on the wreck.  He was caught.  A sign language expert was hired, so he could talk to the monkey and find out something!  The Board of Inquiry questioned the monkey through an expert,  "What time was the accident?"  The sign language expert explained the question to the monkey, the monkey heard the question and pointed to his wrist, then raised ten fingers of both hands, then he folded both hands and placed them on his cheek and tilted his head.  Taken  Experts understand the signal and say, "The monkey is saying the accident happened at ten o'clock at night."  The board of inquiry asked the next question, "What were t...

Once upon a time there was a man who caught a fish from the sea and put it in a well in his house.  The well was ruled by frogs.  When the frogs saw something new, at first they began to move around in fear.  Finally a big frog showed courage and went a little closer to the fish and asked: Who are you?  I'm a fish!  The fish answered  Frog: Where did you come from?  Fish: From the sea  Frog: What happens?  Fish: It is very large and contains water  The frog said: How big?  Fish: Too big  Hearing this, the frog circled around him and then asked the fish: Is it so big?  The fish does not smile and speak big  The frog circled a little bigger and said so big?  The fish laughs and says no  The frog got excited now and he circled half a well and looked at the fish, as if asking now?  The fish nodded again  Now the frog circled the well at full speed and said to the fish, "There is nothing big...

A man bequeathed to his son: Son!  Putting these torn old socks on my feet after my death, I wish I could be buried in the same way.  The father was about to die when the ghusl and shroud were being prepared, so as promised, the son made a will to the cleric, but the cleric did not give permission and said: In our religion, only the shroud is allowed for the deceased.  But the boy insisted so much that the city scholars gathered in one place to come to a conclusion, but what was to happen ..... verbal repetition increased .....  Meanwhile, a man came to the meeting and handed over the father's letter to the son in which the father's will was written as follows .....  My dear son, see?  Despite having a lot of wealth, luxury, gardens, cars, factories and all the possibilities, I am not even allowed to take a rotten sock with me.  One day you too will die. Be aware that you too will have to carry a shroud.  So try to use the wealth I hav...

A king ordered his country's greatest painter to paint a picture of an angel and a devil that remained the best craft effect of his time.  The painter began his quest.  He was looking for someone who really deserved to be called an angel, because he could not see the real angel, so he took a picture of him after finding a very beautiful and innocent child.  When this beautiful picture was presented to the king, the king and all the people acknowledged her beauty and praised her art.  The painter then traveled to different cities to find a slave who had a real evil face, saw the criminals in different prisons of the country but did not find any such person, because in his eyes all Allah  Although he had made some mistakes.  Years passed while searching but no one found it.  Forty years later, when the king realized that he was in the last days of his life, he called a painter and said that in any case, you must make this picture as soon as p...

According to Pakistan ISI  * Put aside your political sympathy, hatred and support for a while and read this incident:  October 12, 1999 is the day when Pakistan's Army Chief and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Pervez Musharraf, is returning to Karachi from his official visit to Sri Lanka on PIA commercial flight 777.  Major General Tariq Majeed and Brigadier Nadeem Taj were also on board.  There were also passengers on board, including government officials.  The plane is still in the air when Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif abruptly announces the removal of Pervez Musharraf from his post and the appointment of DG ISI General Zaldin Butt as Army Chief.  Immediately after the announcement, the government issued instructions to civil aviation not to allow Musharraf's plane to land at Karachi airport.  Musharraf, sitting inside the plane flying in the air, has no idea what is happening on the ground below, then suddenly the pilot tells the ...

Unlucky lucky man  Frein Selak hails from Croatia, a country in continental Europe. He is said to be the luckiest man in the world. This man has been playing tricks on death all his life.  In 1962, while traveling on a train, the train derailed and fell into a frozen river, killing 17 people, injuring their arms but surviving.  In 1965, Fren was traveling by plane. This was his first flight. The plane's engine failed. The plane was coming to the ground hesitantly. It was near the door. It jumped and fell on a pile of fodder.  Scratches came but it survived again.  In 1966, Fren was traveling in a bus when the bus skidded and fell into the river, killing 4 people, but Fren swam across the river, then escaped.  In 1970, he was traveling in his car when a fire broke out in the tank of his car. He jumped out of the car and the car exploded. He escaped.  In 1977, Frann was driving in a mountainous area when a truck hit his car, which plunged int...