A government officer named Amjad.

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A government officer named Amjad.

 His wife had gone to the bird market and she liked a

 parrot there.  He asked the shopkeeper for the price of the parrot, and the shopkeeper said, madam, this parrot
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 has learned to speak on a stick.
 As soon as he came home, the parrot said, ``Hey, it's very

 cute.''
 After some time, madam's daughters came from college, the parrot said, "Hey, you have brought very cute chokers, are they new?"

 The madam got angry at this but could not bear it.

 In the evening, when madam's husband returned home, the parrot started laughing

 Hey Amjad sir, you also come here
 #your_sim

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