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A school organized a fun trip for its young students   On the way, they passed through a tunnel under which the bus driver used to pass earlier

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A school organized a fun trip for its young students   On the way, they passed through a tunnel under which the bus driver used to pass earlier  Five meters high was written on the edge of the tunnel   The driver did not stop because the height of the bus was also five meters   But this time the bus rubbed against the roof of the tunnel and got stuck in the middle  Due to which the children were in fear   The bus driver said   Every year I cross the tunnel without any problems, but now what?   One man replied:  The road has been paved so the road level is slightly higher   There was a rush  A man tried to tie the bus to his car to pull it out, but each time the rope broke due to friction.   Some suggested getting a strong crane to pull the bus  And some suggested digging and breaking   Among these various propositions  A child got off the bus and said:  I have the solution!   he said:   Professor gave us a lesson last year and said   We must remove from ourselves the pride, arrogance,

A woman came to Hazrat Dawud (AS)

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A woman came to Hazrat Dawud (AS) and said to him:  O Messenger of God!  Tell me, is God unjust or just?  Dawood (A.S.) said to him: Surely God is just and can never be unjust.  Then he said: But what is the problem that you asked such a question?  The woman said: I am a widow, I have three daughters.  In the night, we made a samal. In the morning, when I went to the market to sell it, the bird came and took the samal. Now my baby is starving.  The woman was able to speak.  There was a knock on the door of Dawad's house;  Hazrat Daoud (a.s.) called out: Let whoever comes...  He sees that there are ten merchants and they came from Dawud (A.S.), each of them has ten dinars.  He gave the dinar to Dawud (AS) and told him to give it to a deserving family or person.  Dawood (A.S.) asked: What is the reason for these dinars that they all brought?  The merchants said: We were going on a big trip, when the waves of the sea came and a crack appeared in our boat, and one of the corners was pi

A government officer named Amjad.

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A government officer named Amjad.  His wife had gone to the bird market and she liked a  parrot there.  He asked the shopkeeper for the price of the parrot, and the shopkeeper said, madam, this parrot  has learned to speak on a stick.  As soon as he came home, the parrot said, ``Hey, it's very  cute.''  After some time, madam's daughters came from college, the parrot said, "Hey, you have brought very cute chokers, are they new?"  The madam got angry at this but could not bear it.  In the evening, when madam's husband returned home, the parrot started laughing  Hey Amjad sir, you also come here  #your_sim

Who says that sixty (60) year olds are not naughty

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*Who says that sixty (60) year olds are not naughty?*  *A WhatsApp group of old friends decided to meet for lunch.*  *All 15 of them met friends and had good food, drinks and sweets.*  *Then the bill came.*  *All 15 of those friends reached the counter to collect the bill for payment.*  *There was a scene where all the friends were fighting to get the bill.*  *The hotel manager saw this and appreciated everyone's love and goodwill to pay the bill.*  *Finally one of the 15 friends said: "The bill has to be paid and everyone wants to pay it. No one wants someone else to pay. So we will organize a race. Everyone will be on the hotel premises."  should go round and whoever comes first should pay the bill at the counter."*  *The manager was surprised to see such a polite and generous group of friends willing to pay the bill.*   * The manager said he could blow a whistle and everyone could run around the hotel.  Whoever comes first will pay the bill.*  *Today is the third